Begins with a group of mercenaries blasting the crap out of a bunch of reptilian aliens, while making bad ball jokes. It turns out this is just a holo-video game being played by a spaceship of delivery guys in the year 2150. They have a classified transport. Parker is somewhat depressed that they're basically "gloried pizza delivery boys" and wishes for something more exciting to happen. His wish comes true. A group of soldiers board--and it turns out they were hired for protection by a woman, Presley. Parker is interested in her but she has a job to do. They end up taking the crew to a planet where there's a mining facility that went offline and drop them off. But before they leave Parker gets the idea to go down and check what they're up to--which is a bad idea since their shuttle malfunctions and it looks as if they are going to crash.
This is just okay along the lines of Fanboys vs. Zombies, though there's more lame sex jokes.
Created & Written By Paul Scheer & Nick Giovannetti