[Toby rights something on a note and gives it to Garret] Garrett: Somebody needs to get raped here. You perversed fucker. Toby: Right so I can read it [Flipping Garret off, writes a new note and gives it to Garret]
Paige: [to the camera] You know I really don't think I like camping that much.
Garrett: The funny thing is that in the school year book they said I was most likley to become drag and move out in the woods.
Candace: Hi Garret, is that a machete in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Candace: Do you even know where we are? Garrett: Yeah I do, I got the map right here. [pulls up a string of condoms] Garrett: oops [takes up the map] Garrett: here is the map.
Director Cameo: [Matt Cunningham] Chainsaw victim.