Ranger Gordon: [upon seeing an alien "spaceship"] A meteor! God, I hope it doesn't burn the fucking forest down!
Bennett: [upon hearing about UFO sightings on the radio] These people watch too much television. Derek: Yeah...”The Outer Limits".
Bennett: [after hearing alien noises in the woods] It didn't sound like any animal I ever heard. It sounded... unearthly. Derek: You wouldn't know the difference between a brown bear and a hoot owl if it came up and bit you on the ass!
Derek: An invasion! We're witnessing the beginnings of an invasion! Bennett: Well we know what they like to eat. Derek: Yeah... us.
Ranger Gordon: [after seeing a second UFO and thinking it's a meteor] Damnit, another one! I knew this was gonna be a bad day. I'll follow the other one. It'll start a fire before this one. Damn!