Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
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Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on the eighteenth birthday. On the present days, the clumsy and naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two friends are broken and decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart in a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich and when they arrive in the bar Baron's Rest, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the old Mircalla cottage in the woods for them, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke and Trudi have trouble with their van and Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest and they offer a ride to the guys to the cottage. They introduce themselves as students of folklore and they are researching the Vampire Queen Carmilla. When Fletch believes that he will have a night of beer and sex with three sexy girls and Jimmy and Lotte have a crush on each other, the cottage is surrounded by a group of lesbian vampires that vampires intend to use Jimmy and Lotte's blood to bring Carmilla back to life. They are abducted by the vampires, but Fletch escapes and meets Reverend Vicar that tells him that Jimmy is a descendant of the baron and only hope to stop the evil curse of Cragwich.
Two no-hopers. One cursed village. One hell of a night!
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Title: Lesbian Vampire Killers
Release Date: March 16, 2009
Runtime: 86 mins
All Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror
IMDB Rating: 5.4
Buried.com Rating: 6.3 - (Rate This Horror Movie at Buried.com)
Category: Horror Movies Starting With L
MPAA Rating: R
MPAA Rating Reason:
Rated R for language, sexual content and horror violence.
James Corden ...Fletch
Mathew Horne ...Jimmy
MyAnna Buring ...Lotte
Vera Filatova ...Eva
Paul McGann ...Vicar
Silvia Colloca ...Carmilla
Lucy Gaskell ...Judy
Louise Dylan ...Anke
Ashley Mulheron ...Trudi
Tiffany Mulheron ...Heidi
Emer Kenny ...Rebecca
John Pierce Jones ...Landlord
Emma Clifford ...Ms Rossi
Travis Oliver ...Steve
Susie Amy ...Blonde
Margarita Hall ...Daughter of Darkness 1
Sianad Gregory ...Daughter of Darkness 2
Nellie McQuinn ...Lesbian Vampire
Rossana Stocchino ...Lesbian Vampire
Lucy Emes ...Lesbian Vampire
Paul Warren ...Prologue Pitch Fork Peasant
Sirle Von Schihver ...Lesbian Vampire
Steve Clark Hall
Glenn M. Stewart
Lesbian Vampire Killers Horror Film Trailer 1
More Movie Taglines:
- Two no-hopers. One cursed village. One hell of a night!
- Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle!
- Writers Williams and Hupfield were challenged to think of the dumbest and yet most commercial title possible for a film, Lesbian Vampire Killers was the answer. They then went away and wrote the script.
Bernard Hill (as Vicar), Andrew Lee Potts (as Jimmy), Ty Glaser (as Eva) and Tallulah Sheffield (as Rebecca) were originally set to star.
Ashley Mulheron was initially envisioned for the role of Heidi.
In 2003 when the script was first created, the writers, both MTV producers at the time, intended to make the film themselves as a 'straight to DVD' B-Movie. Paul Hupfield was set to direct, and Stewart Williams was due to play the part of Fletch.
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