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BloodThirst: Legend of the Chupacabras (2003)
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Movie Review by The Gravedigger
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04.17.03
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The box art for this video was pretty cool, with a ferocious looking creature with big teeth. Too bad we never see anything like it in the movie. Anyway, the video started out looking very much like un-filmlooked 8mm home video--and then the unengaging story unfolded. A family's goats are being sucked of blood--and soon the humans are on the liquid menu. Before you can say 'vampire' the victims come back to life as vampires. There's also a subplot aboutt his family having to get two thousand dollars for rent or they'll be evicted from their apartment. There's also the relationship between the son of that family (who is way too old to still be living at home) and a really hot looking waitress. Then I fast-forwarded a bit, to when they find the 'chupacabra' in an abandoned mine. They are there because if the son can get proof that the creature indeed exists then he'll get two thousand dollars from a local contest. And all the vampires happen to be there as well. The Chupacabra turns out to be an old woman with a bad gypsy accent, bad makeup and these pathetic little bat wings sticking out of her back. The creature is killed when it plunges into a river of molten lava (damn deep mine!) and all the vampires disintegrate in bad, I mean bad, computer effects. This is perhaps one of the worst horror movies I've ever seen, now that I think about it. As I said, the box art for this video was pretty cool...
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Rating: 3.0 out of 10.0 - 1 vote cast total
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