Are you are easily distracted by the sight of shiny objects and loud things that go BOOOOM!!!? If you noticed yourself nodding your head up-and-down I suggest you clear your schedule Goober because Riddick is coming!
In 1999 Pitch Black came and went; it was a novel idea, except for one quirk: CGI pterodactyls are not scary. Hey - look at that thing sparkle... Uh, where was I? Oh ya pterodactyls. Pterodactyls lived in what scientists called the Cre-ta-ce-ous period. Their diet consisted of fish and other animals caught from the oceans. Diet? Man, I sure am hungry. Hungary is a European country near Turkey. Turkeys are funny and they kinda look like pterodactyls. Only turkeys aren't extinct. Don't believe me? Then check out The Chronicles Of Riddick...
Did you hear that? I gotta go - I think I hear the ice-cream truck...
Directed by David Twothy
