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Conan the Destroyer (1984)
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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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08.07.04
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Wow, now this thing is as silly and stupid as it is fun. I think the 1st Conan movie is kinda classic, but Destroyer is goofy as hell, but entertaining. Arnold was born to play this part, but when you stick Wilt the stilt, Grace Jones, and Mako in as support, things are getting' way out of hand. Wilt claims to have slept with over 10,000 ladies. After the film, I see Wilt getting zero pussy. I mean look at that fur covered outfit and he horns. Come on man, who talked you into this shit? Anyway, the film is kinda fun. There's lots of goofy looking monsters and sword fightin' you'll enjoy. Plot you ask? Who cares, I couldn't stop laughing at Wilt and Grace long enough to give a shit. I did see Conan get drunk and manage to speak even worse than when sober. The creature at the end looks so scary I wasn't sure how mighty Conan would be able to overcome it. Plenty of alcohol will enhance this one I thinks!
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Rating: 8.3 out of 10.0 - 7 votes cast total
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