Gotta love that title, especially in a movie starring Linnea Quigley and former porn sex goddess Ashlyn Gere! The film itself is basically your bare-bones post apocalyptic Alien rip-off on a matchbox car budget. Guess that's why this film is so fun and lovable. The creature is funny looking as hell, about as funny as the dialog and acting. Hell, Miss Gere seems to be slumming here if you ask me as she can read lines much better than that skinny coke whore Linnea Quigley. Stand 'em side by side and see who'd you rather bang. It's a no brainer folks, just like most of Creepozoids. There are a few decent moments and overall it's still way better than nearly anything released direct to video these days, a sad fact in and of it's self. If you like low budget monsters, hand-puppet FX, and watching a porn star you'd much rather see naked and humping, Creepozoids is just what the Dr. ordered. I ain't complainin'.
Gotta love that title, especially in a movie starring Linnea Quigley and former porn sex goddess Ashlyn Gere! The film itself is basically your bare-bones post apocalyptic Alien rip-off on a matchbox car budget. Guess that's why this film is so fun and lovable. The creature is funny looking as hell, about as funny as the dialog and acting. Hell, Miss Gere seems to be slumming here if you ask me as she can read lines much better than that skinny coke whore Linnea Quigley. Stand 'em side by side and see who'd you rather bang. It's a no brainer folks, just like most of Creepozoids. There are a few decent moments and overall it's still way better than nearly anything released direct to video these days, a sad fact in and of it's self. If you like low budget monsters, hand-puppet FX, and watching a porn star you'd much rather see naked and humping, Creepozoids is just what the Dr. ordered. I ain't complainin'.
