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Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
Movie Review by The Gravedigger

Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005) This unclassifiable, utterly hysterical man vs. zombie movie is one of the most unique-not to mention entertaining-- films I've seen in years. A serial killer named Red Toole (Tim Gerstmar) travels the globe in search of his kidnapped, serial killer wife, Violet (Pippi Zornoza). He dons a red superhero costume with bright yellow boots and a cape made out of human flesh.She was abducted by the evil Baron Nefarious (Geoff Mosher), who wants to conquer the world by turning the populace into mean and bright green zombie slaves (they also have purple hair). He desires Violet because he saw her on the local television, ripping the throat out of a victim. Although she's perfect, he must make some 'modifications'. Red swims from Pittsburgh to Sweden, where he searches for clues as to the location of Nefarious, who lives on HELL ISLAND, which is located somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle (though on the maps it's on the wrong side of the world, West of South America). His help comes from Super Inga, who reveals that her nipples were melted off with hot cheese years ago...Oh, and there's a lot of penis jokes & visuals, so beware if you're easily offended. Well, if that's the case, you wouldn't make it past the first few minutes anyway. As far as sub-genre classification I'd put DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS up there with BRIDE OF FRANK and ROCK AND ROLL FRANKENSTEIN in terms of sheer derangeness. DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! gets my highest recommendation.Directed by Caleb Emerson, Produced by Haig Demarjian.For more info, go to www.dieyouzombiebastards.com
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