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Movie Review by The Mortician
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03.15.02
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Here we have the story of three bank robbers hiding in the woods...and a smeary point-of-view shot attacking them.Uh, the Point-Of-View, which we never really see, ends up being a tenacled eyeball in a spaceship at the end.Oh, did I forget to mention some spaceships had a laser battle when the movie opened? And that the POV doesn't like creek water? And that some dude at a UFO base was tracking the UFO that crashed and also wanders out to get killed? Yeah, didn't explain anything to me, either.Although this movie is pure dribble, it's hard to pan it.Made by the prolific Polonia Brothers of Pennsylvania, it's obvious that they had a good time making it and they seem like cool fellas to hang with. (Those ruthless tough-guy robber roles they played were a hard sell---I didn't buy it for one minute! They looked like they were having a hard time keeping straight faces.) Looks like the whole family was involved both in front of and behind the scenes. And the Polonias, who were obviously hard up for cast memebers, cast themselves in the leading roles! Anything to get the job done, right?There you go, what can I say? If watching someone's family home videos jazzed up with a few CGI effects and editing is your idea of a good time, check this film out. Lots and lots of woods shots. Nice scenery. And competently shot, there's no denying that!It's all harmless enough. Contains light gore, a 'forcefield zapper' attacking people, and a chick in a tight T-Shirt that gets killed while hiking through the woods. One of the Polonia Brothers' girlfriends or wives? Who knows. At your own risk with this one, folks.
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Rating: nan out of 10.0 - 0 votes cast total
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