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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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02.20.03
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If you're familiar with Hong Kong horror, then you have probably seen this nasty film already. If not, then you should watch it, but be warned, it's for jaded (very) tastes only! There are some hardcore violent scenes and rapes during Ebola's running time, and you see it all. The naked Chinese chicks look hot, but they're getting' smashed up pretty bad, so don't say I didn't warn ya. The story revolves around a sicko who has a lil' anger management problem. In the opening scene he gets caught with his boss's wife and ends up killing off the entire family in gory detail. Later he gets a job in a restaurant and more sickness ensues. You may not wanna eat out for weeks after viewing this fool fucking a piece of meat from the 'fridge while in the bathroom eavesdropping on his new boss and old lady screwing. After he finishes, he drops the shit right back in the bowl and keeps on getting' up. YUCK! After scenes like this, it's no surprise that our psycho gets Ebola. He and the boss go to buy some cheap meat for the restaurant and head off to some African tribal thingamabob. There's some dead bodies lying around infected with the virus at this place and one thing leads to another until dumbshit finds a black chick with big tits for the taking and infects himself. See the chick wasn't lying around looking for some dick, she was layed out sick with the virus and spews up a big ball of infected phlegm in Kai's face while he's doing the nasty, then dies. He heads back with his boss, sick, but lives to become a carrier. He kills off the boss, rapes and kills his old lady, and then grinds both of the infected bodies up into burgers, later serving them to the next day's customers. YUCK! So the Ebola Syndrome is on and people begin dropping like flies. Kai takes off with money stolen from the restaurant and gets a couple of hookers to infect. He visits an old girlfriend and infects her, plus some people at the local mall by sneezing on them. By films end, the officials have tracked down the nut and are chasing him down as he spits and cuts himself to spit his own blood on anyone unfortunate enough to get close by. The end is both sick and funny as he runs around the city with a cleaver shouting Ebola! Ebola! Thank goodness this asshole gets put down, but not before leaving his germs around for others to be infected by. This is one sick movie kiddies, so check your morals at the door. Definitely not for dinner and a movie night.
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Rating: 9.3 out of 10.0 - 6 votes cast total
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