Awww, ya dont believe were on the eve of destruction - Barry McGuire
Guten tag fiends! Herr Doktor here to talk about "Hobo with a shotgun". All I can say is what the fuck?!!
This super visual experience that combines "Class of nuke em high", The Road Warrior", Robocop, and a pissed off hobo. Disgusting? Yes. Exploitation? Yes. Sick as fuck? Absolutely.
Children burning in a bus, as well as abduction by a Santa, burning of mother and child in a dumpster, and a police force gone wrong in a genocide blitzkrieg against the homeless. One homeless has had enough. Enough to get paid 45 bucks by a bum fight guy to eat glass and pass on his dream of a lawn mower, and purchase a shotgun. Justice in sues. I'm not going to blow the action, as this is still watchable on pay for view, but many get blown to hell in the Death Wish segment of this film. He rescues the female lead from getting her head sawed off slowly, while fighting off the main antagonist's sons. Obviously he eventually get captured by an unholy metallic duo (see devils rejects). He escapes and kills the rest at the expense of something very valuable.
This review is short because the film is short! You blink and it's done. Gore hounds unite and rejoice!!
The story line bites ass, but the visual effects rule. Let's talk High DEF!
Video: 5 of 5
This is flawless video. And I saw it in 1080i!! The action is as sharp as Casino Royale! Seriously fucked up scenes come in wtf clarity! This movie has some serious action, and girls that dance in blood. (Seriously sexy by the way)Damn this is what high def is all about! Every age line in Rutgers face and the blood on each tooth shines like a fucking infected tooth from hell!
Audio 4.5 out of 5:
Are you kidding me? Wow! You can literally here the rubber rip as the fake head is torn form bodies in several "Glory Hole" (snicker…) scenes. Explosions, death, mutilations, death, people burning alive, death, all in fab lossless 5.1 sound. Whew!
Overall: 4.75 out of 5
The story is weak and plagiaristic at best but who the hell cares! This movie is anything goes, and damn do they mean it. Watch this and judge for your selves!!!