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Howling: New Moon Rising (1995)
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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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06.27.02
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This is also called Howling 7: Mystery Woman, but there's no suspense to be had here guys and gals. This thing is pure shit in a can. I hate to be hard on any horror film,however, this might be the worst fuckin' thing I have seen in 10 years or more. Damn, I hated this video turd. There is no werewolf here, just a red tinted lense running aroud throughout the movie. You do see a shaggy looking throw rug with about 30 seconds left, whoopee! I have know idea what the movie was going for. Was it a horror film? Was it a country western feature? It tries mix these things and some comdey to no avail. The comdey shit is so stupid, it not funny even if you're drunk. When a movie is so bad I can't laugh and have a good time at it's expense, then I know it's piss poor. This movie single-handedly leaves a black mark on the entire series. I would love to personally gather everyone associated with the film together for a party in their honor, then beat them to death with copies of the video. Is it as bad as I make it sound? Probably not, but I just hated it and honestly it might be worse than I made it sound. Gets my vote as worst werewolf movie ever made.
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Rating: 1.0 out of 10.0 - 8 votes cast total
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