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King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963)
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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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11.26.02
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You'd think this might be the giant monster showdown of the century... wrong! Really, it comes off as one of the worst 'G' films of 'em all in my guesstimation. King Kong looks like a badly washed, cheap throw rug with the goofiest gorilla mask ever. The fights are the only good part, but seem to settle nothing, as there is never a clear-cut winner. Hell, Godzilla says fuck it and swims away. At least we know who's smarter, he did the right thing. Wouldn't a cool remake of this be awesome, I mean it could never get worse. I never understood how Kong could have lasted 10 seconds honestly. I mean one atomic breath blast and all that nappy fur goes up in flames and the residents of Skull Island have the biggest BBQ in their shoddy history. Oh well, we can dream can't we? Wanna take a comic relief break from the serious side of Kaiju films? This does the trick... and then some.
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Rating: 7.0 out of 10.0 - 3 votes cast total
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