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09.30.2016
Lunch Meat (1987)
Movie Review by The Undertaker
10.05.04

Lunch Meat (1987) God Bless America, rural America that is, for being the setting for yet another Deliverance style, backwoods display of terror. Porn star Ashlyn Gere, billed here as Kim McKamy or some shit, heads off to the woods with a few friends just in time to meet a family of rednecks just looking for a good ole' Yankee killin' spree. It's cheap, it's gory in a fun low-budget way, and it rocks! Let's face it, Miss Gere is much better in porn than in straight films, however, she can at least read dialog and show a bit of talent, which most so-called 'Scream Queens' cannot and look way better doing, especially when you know she can fuck like a yard dog to boot! The weekend trippers don't even make it to the woods before startin' to get killed. Good thing to, cause aside from Ashlyn they're all annoying as shit. There's lots of mean spirited action once it starts and this thing moves along quick enough to make you forget how shitty and cheap it really is. Yeah, it's a TCM ripper for sure, but is that a bad thing? In short, good stuff we all need to see. Remember, the next time y'all wanna go campin', & fishin', & huntin' and sneak down har, remember the words of a band called Hell Stomper: 'Hillbilly motherfucker, double-barreled shotgun, Hillbilly mother fucker, forty gallon whisky still, Hillbilly motherfucker, he don't take no shit from no one, Hillbilly motherfucker, running wild up in the Hills'. Bicycle.
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