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Nostril Picker, The (1988)
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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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01.24.03
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What looked to me like a piss poor excuse for a film soon turned into a fairly cool 80 some minutes of trashy entertainment. Simple story of a loser who can't get that 'tang and learns a most valuable secret. An old drunk teaches him a chant that makes him appear to others a young schoolgirl. He is warned though that this can drive him crazy if used too much. Well, he uses it plenty, eventually murdering his new found teeny girly friends he's met by posing as a high school student. OK, this is where my logic would differ. I feel he should have used his 'gift' to lure these young hottys into that 1st tender bi-sexual experience. Instead, he goes bonkers and kills 'em off....dumbass! Well, at least our pal manages to sneak off into a few restrooms and locker rooms (though we viewers get left to use our imaginations). Those scenes were the coolest things here along with him acting like a dickhead around chicks even when he is being viewed as a girl. I like how he reacts when some guy tries to put the moves on him. Hey, it ain't great, but it was funny. The murders are bloody, but the FX and acting suck, so they didn't impress. The ending was strange, but fitting. I don't really remember seeing the filthy dude pick his nose, guess I wasn't that mesmerized by the nostril picker, huh?
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Rating: 8.0 out of 10.0 - 2 votes cast total
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