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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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04.08.07
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Everyone associated with this crappy indie film should have their junk put in a nutcracker if you ask me. Maybe the worst movie I have seen in 3 or 4 years... easily! Slow, boring, dumb; these things and much worse come to mind when remembering the torture of watching this. This thing has single-handedly ended the possibilities of me accepting and watching for review any more indie crap for now. Don't email asking if you can send 'cuz I don't want it! How did David Hess get entangled in this turdy time waster? He must have A) needed money very, very badly ( which I hope isn't the case) or B) owed someone or wanted to help someone out. Only reasons I can fathom. While his performance was the only semi-decent thing here, even that kinda sucks honestly. Buttcracker meandered along so badly for 70 minutes, it was all I could do to stay awake. The ugly bitches they cast didn't help either. If you're in a film as a supposed sex pot and are kinda homely at best, at least learn to speak fuckin' English! By the time the end comes, and it's not soon enough, trust me; you'll go huh? The big twist seems worthless by this time. My only question now is what do I do with this DVD? I sure don't want it, don't wanna add to the greenhouse effect by burning it, and it doesn't seem to flush very well. Ebay perhaps?
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Rating: nan out of 10.0 - 0 votes cast total
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