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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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04.11.03
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I've seen a lot of 70's soul cinema or blacksploitation as we usually call it over the years, but this one might be the strangest of all. The usual coming home from prison and trying to live right plot takes a weird twist for a brotha named Charles. Seems old Charlie has held a big grudge against the whitey pigs that did him wrong and that hatred has manifested itself in one of the craziest ways in film history. Charles now possesses a killer cock, a deadly dick, a lethal schlong, a perverse penis, monster meat, a manaconda, or maybe the doomsday device! Yes, in the film's most outrageous and poignant moment, the felon's phallus grows forth like a python and strangles one of the men that kept Charles down. I forgot to mention that Charles now can also hypnotize white women and use his superior sausage to make them bend to his will and help him kill off their husbands. Wow! Ain't that some shit! We get plenty of stereotypical super- afroed pimp daddy characters thrown in for good measure and some laughs along the way. Hell, I learned more from this than any 2 episodes of Fat Albert. At the end, when Charles is cornered on a rooftop and ready to jump, his sexy old lady seems to come to his aid only to yell for him to jump! I guess black chicks don't dig Charles' super-dick as much as the white broads do. Priceless dialog abounds here so don't miss this shit peoples!
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Rating: 10.0 out of 10.0 - 1 vote cast total
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