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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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08.25.03
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This low budget anthology of three stories relating to a serial killers haunted van makes for a fun time. The 1st part deals with a dude who buys this piece of shit van in hopes of impressing his girlfriend. He ends up losing it and becomes her stalker. Guess the van took him for a ride. The second part's my favorite as a retard finds the van while a guy is killing some chick inside. She ends up killing the killer, but dies, leaving our happy simpleton with a van all his own. He rides around, picks up a whore, and kills a few of the people keeping him down. The van's evil influence takes no pity on the mentally handicapped. This part is just damn funny. Hearing the little fella yell out handjob with glee does the body good. The third part ends the movie and shows some history behind the van's original owner and how a couple out for revenge torture his ass. Seems Rusty the serial murderer has killed this chick's sister, so she and the victim's boyfriend catch and work his ass over. He takes everything they can dish out though and escapes, killing the boyfriend. The girl leaves him laying though, however, he manages to get back to the van and sacrifice himself to Satan! Pretty cool stuff considering the budget.
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Rating: nan out of 10.0 - 0 votes cast total
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