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Diamond Ninja Force (1986)
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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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05.05.03
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This crazy Hong Kong ghost story is a mess of fun, sleazy, soft-core sex, and ninja ghosts fighting to become the greatest of all time. A couple moves into a haunted house, only to become the target of various (mostly very horny) ghosts controlled by a wizard ninja out to possess an item that will make him all-powerful. The weirdest thing about this flick is the way they pasted in scenes with Richard Harrison years later to 'add' to the film. It's damned funny! While the added in scenes kinda fit in, they're mostly ridiculous, but good for a few chuckles. This film is just plain strange. Luckily, the ghosts are mostly sexy, except for grandma, and frequently nude and horny. In one strange scene, a ghost kidnaps a child and stuffs dirt in his mouth to make him sick, trying to kill the poor kid. This movie makes a strong case for having a few drinks before watching any film like it to improve the effect. Those wacky Chinese directors, what can yo do?
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Rating: 6.0 out of 10.0 - 4 votes cast total
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