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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.

Movie Tagline:
The first testament says "an eye for an eye."

Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Release Date: January 15, 2002
Runtime: 85 mins
Genre: Action
All Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Musical
Languages: English
Country: Canada
Colors: Color
IMDB Rating: 5.2
Buried.com Rating: 6.2 - (Rate This Horror Movie at Buried.com)
Category: Horror Movies Starting With J

MPAA Rating: R

Lee Demarbre

Phil Caracas ...Jesus Christ
Murielle Varhelyi ...Maxine Schreck
Maria Moulton ...Mary Magnum
Tim Devries ...Father Eustace
Ian Driscoll ...Johnny Golgotha
Josh Grace ...Dr. Praetorious
Tracy Lance ...Gloria Oddbottom
Glen Jones ...Father Alban
Mike Funk ...Danny Sabbath
Lucky Ron ...Blind Jimmy Leper
Johnny Vegas ...Himself
Jeff Moffet ...Santos
Ivan Freud ...Narrator
Erica Murton ...Maggie
Alex Godin ...Father Avellino
Shelly Pederson ...Woman Blessed on the Beach
Thetis Bernard ...Beach Vampire #1
Adel Croteau ...Beach Vampire #2
Karen Friis ...Dancing Angel #1
Marlene Friis ...Dancing Angel #2
Guen Douglas ...Dancing Angel #3
Sarah Levitin ...Dancing Angel #4
Eva Colpaart ...Dancing Angel #5
Ranita Raggo ...The Straight Shooters Waitress
Christopher R. Bugg ...Atheist #1
Ean Murphy ...Atheist #2
Graham Collins ...Allegro Clerk
Elinor Quesnel ...Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1
Christine Demarbre ...The Screaming Lesbian
Andy Smith ...The Bishop

» [more cast members]

Ian Driscoll

Graham Collins

More Movie Taglines:
  • The first testament says "an eye for an eye."
  • The second testament says "love thy neighbour."
  • The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!!
  • The Power of Christ Impales You.
Movie Quote(s):
  • [Jesus walks out of the lake with a small bottle of lemonade] Jesus Christ: Lemonade? Father Eustace: Will there be enough? Jesus Christ: Oh, there'll be plenty.
  • Jesus Christ: [singing a song at the Dominion] I was born in a manger / doomed to live in danger.
  • Santo Enmascarado de Plata: He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.
  • Mother Marry: [on her appreciation of lesbians] Oh, God loves them. They get so much done in a day, don't you think?
  • Jesus Christ: If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope.
Movie Trivia:
  • The film was shot on weekends during a two year period.
  • The screaming lesbian lady in the lesbian drop off clinic is Lee Demarbre's mother.
  • The character Maxine Schreck is named after actor Max Schreck of Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) fame.
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