Lovecracked! The Movie (2006)
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With tongue planted firmly in cheek, our story follows the exploits of a bumbling investigative journalist as he struggles to discover the truth behind enigmatic horror author H.P. Lovecraft and his mysterious past. Along the way strange and macabre tales play out, pulling the reporter ever deeper into the writer's mystical world. Will the journalist finally prevail or will he end up without a clue as usual? One thing's for sure: the truth is out there... he's just not entirely sure where.
The truth is out there... we're just not entirely sure where.
Title: Lovecracked! The Movie
Release Date: July 24, 2006
Runtime: 87 mins
All Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller
IMDB Rating: 4.1
Buried.com Rating: 5.1 - (Rate This Horror Movie at Buried.com)
Category: Horror Movies Starting With L
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Brian A. Bernhard
Chad Bernhard ...70's Journalist
Rich Casella ...Cameraman
Anna Ganster ...Alien Mom
Nick Basile ...H.P. Lovecraft
Ryan L. Johnston ...Stockbroker (as Ryan Johnston)
Brian A. Bernhard ...Sci-Fi Nerd / Howard's Voice (segment And This...
Mary Holloway ...Suburban Mom
Suzy Hotrod ...Rump-shaking Troma Babe
Vicky Voltage ...Busty Troma Babe
Lloyd Kaufman ...Himself
Nick Rezabek ...Lance (as Nicholas Rezabek)
Richard Wein ...Herr Schlieffenzingenmeckleheimer
Barbara Hubach ...Boat Rower
Martina Ganster ...The Vagrant
Ryan Morris ...Disapproving Clown
John Seaman ...Harley Warren (segment The Statement of Randolph...
Jeffrey Velazquez ...Randolph Carter (segment The Statement of Randolph...
Ean Murphy ...Creature (segment The Statement of Randolph Carter)...
Oliver Ostroga ...Creature (segment The Statement of Randolph Carter)...
Matt Renicks ...Eric (segment History of the Lurkers)
Glibulous Mongolota ...Eric's Loser Neighbor (segment History of the...
Asteria Wofford ...Beer Thrower (segment History of the Lurkers)
Lauren Giddens ...Recording Studio Producer (segment History of...
Mason Riley ...Porn Store Cruiser / Lurker (segment History...
Matt Powers ...Lurker (segment History of the Lurkers)
Dusty Jones ...Lurker (segment History of the Lurkers)
Adrienne Maresh ......
Justin Powers ...Lurker (segment History of the Lurkers)
Scott Krakowski ...Lurker (segment History of the Lurkers)
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Brian A. Bernhard
Brian A. Bernhard
Hick Nick and Jew of The Dead
More Movie Taglines:
- The truth is out there... we're just not entirely sure where.
- Weapon-wielding psychopaths, evil temptresses, creatures from beyond, forces of the unknown, zombie sex... and a journalist without a clue.
- Journalist: Lovecraft was born in Providence Road Island on August 20th, 1890. This... is not his home.
70's Journalist: Sure he's a bad journalist! Sure he likes to pound the asses of young boys from time to time... and who doesn't? But, he's still a human being. And more importantly... he's an American.
Sci-fi Nerd: Steven King likes H.P. Lovecraft... and I love me some Steven King!
Journalist: [off camera] Tell us your impressions of H.P. Lovecraft, Ma'am. Suburban Mom: Okay. Uhh... He was a super guy, and did all these really super things... and helped... staving children in Africa and he was just like super duper!
- Director Elias' original short film "LovecraCked!" was the inspiration and basis for what would later become "LovecraCked! The Movie".
The opening swamp scene of the movie was originally intended to take place in a marsh in the south of Germany. When the location fell through it was decided that it would be more in keeping with the film's often self-deprecatory style of humor to change the setting of the scene to a kiddie pool in someone's backyard.
The makeshift dummy (fondly nick-named "Gary Oldman" for his unwavering commitment to his role) was constructed primarily out of a department store bouncy ball, a basket ball, a couple of water noodles, some juggling balls (for joints) and a lot of duct tape. While the dummy was being thrown over the lookout railing of the Walhalla temple in Germany, a group of Austrian tourists were watching off camera and shouting encouragement as attempt after attempt was made to hurl poor Gary over the edge without "hurler" Elias' arms being caught on camera. Ultimately his arms could still be seen in the footage, so they were removed digitally in post. Gary the Dummy eventually immigrated to the United States in a cardboard box and now resides safely in Elias' closet.
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