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 Melvin Hubble is the last in a long line of unsuccessful serial killers. Fulfilling his father's dying wish, Melvin sneaks into the Ro Ro Ro sorority house on the night of a big party and completely fails to strike fear into the hearts of the inhabitants. Unbeknownst to Melvin and the girls, there is another killer lurking in the house - one just as inept, but lacking in the courage of Melvin's convictions.
Movie Tagline:
Be afraid... be barely afraid.
Title: Severe Injuries
Release Date: September 28, 2003
Runtime: 64 mins
Genre: Comedy
All Genres: Comedy, Horror
Languages: English
Country: USA
Colors: Color
IMDB Rating: 4.1
Buried.com Rating: 5.1 - (Rate This Horror Movie at Buried.com)
Category: Horror Movies Starting With S
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Director(s):
Amy Lynn Best
Cast:
Amy Lynn Best ...Lauren
Robyn Griggs ...Suzie
Charlie Fleming ...Melvin Hubble
Bill Homan ...Neal
Lilith Stabs ...Holly
Michael Athey ...Brad (as Mike Athey)
Stacey Bartlebaugh Gmys ...Tina
Francis Veltri ...Ed
Jenna Bull Trombold ...Amber
Robin H. Green ...Tracy
Jim Steinhoff ...John the extra
Tim Gross ...Mrs. Lunford
Bill Hahner ...Steve
Bill Watt ...Melvin Hubble Sr.
Jasi Cotton Lanier ...Linda
Lloyd Kaufman ...Dr. Pitt
Debbie Rochon ...Professor Andrews
Ryli Morgan ...Jenny, car couple
Mark Baranowski ...Dave, car couple
Joe Jusko ...Hitchhiker
Quinn Palo ...young Neal
Erin Leis ...1st Victim
David Silvio ...Doctor
Diana Silvio ...Doctor
Heather Lucas ...Patient
Keith Kline ...Frat Guy
Chris Mills III ...Frat Guy (as Chris Mills)
Nic Pesante ...Frat Guy
Christian Riley ...Frat Guy
Ken Shupe ...Frat Guy
» [more cast members]
Producer(s):
Amy Lynn Best
Ron Bonk
Francis Veltri
Mike Watt
Writer(s):
Mike Watt
Composer(s):
Michael Athey
Scott Canavan
Hotel 9
Don Smith
Jim Steinhoff
More Movie Taglines:
- Be afraid... be barely afraid.
Movie Quote(s):
- Lauren: I think I know what's going on here. You're some kind of axe murderer. Neal: Well... I've never used an axe. Lauren: I was hoping you'd deny it. Neal: Sorry.
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Lauren: Why is it that every guy I meet is either insane or a complete idiot?
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[looking at a photo album] Melvin Hubble: Who's that Pop? Melvin Hubble Sr.: That's your great uncle Alvin. He was responsible for a series of maimings in Hoboken, New Jersey. Melvin Hubble: Maimings? Melvin Hubble Sr.: He would cut off a few fingers. Bit off an ear or two. Got away with a whole leg once. Felt pretty proud of himself, until he realized that it was a prosthetic. Melvin Hubble: And this one? Melvin Hubble Sr.: Your fourth cousin Louis. He'd shoot people in the back, or rather in the butt. Really pathetic. Look that them. Pages of loonies, all Hubbles, all insane. You thing one of them would be able to pull off a half-decent massacre. But no, not a real killer in the bunch. Here's your Aunt Betty. You know what she was responsible for? The "Shabouden Second Degree Burns." Here's Artie Hubble, the "Hillside Smacker." And lets not forget your cousin Bruce. He's the one who delivered the famous "Texas Chainsaw Manicure." Oh, here's you grandmother, Martha Hubble Bumstead. Masterminded the Jonesboro Slayings. Killed four people in one night. Melvin Hubble: Well, there you go Pop. Melvin Hubble Sr.: What "go"? She was adopted!
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Suzie: Not to be religious, but T.G.I.F. Amber: A-men! I could just sit here all weekend and not move. Suzie: I know what you mean. I couldn't move a muscle. Amber: Party tonight? Suzie: You know it!
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Professor Andrews: And so, in closing ladies. I want you to follow in the footsteps of Lysistrata this weekend. Just try it. Take a stand against your boyfriends. Don't let them enslave your spirit by allowing them to touch your beautiful, virginal bodies with their disgusting hands. Remember ladies, you are in control. This is your game ladies. You set the pace, you set the rules. This is all about you. They get funny, you take their tentacles in your hand, you crush them, squeeze them, kill them like the disgusting pouches they are! Remember ladies, this is your game. Make me proud.
Movie Trivia:
- An homage/parody of '80s slasher movies, particularly The Slumber Party Massacre (1982).
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Keywords:
Killer, Spoof, Murder, Welding Mask, Two Killers ...[more]
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Rating: 5.1 out of 10.0 - 60 votes cast total
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