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Townies (1999)
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03.30.09

Townies (1999) Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute retarded girl with a lookalike baby-doll. When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter with a mean cracker, she replaces it with the next best thing, her neighbor's young son! Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways! you'll also meet The Clapper, William, The Licker, Crazy Connie and other wild and wacky Townies in this Magnum Opus of CineTrash from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold.

Movie Tagline:
Lurid Entertainment presents a Magnum Opus of CineTrash!

Title: Townies
Release Date: November 08, 1999
Runtime: 80 mins
Genre: Comedy
All Genres: Comedy, Horror
Languages: English
Country: USA
Colors: Black and White
Sound: Stereo
IMDB Rating: 4.5
Buried.com Rating: 5.5 - (Rate This Horror Movie at Buried.com)
Category: Horror Movies Starting With T

Director(s):
Wayne A. Harold

Cast:
P. Craig Russell ...The Clapper
Lori Scarlett ...Pricey
Jeremy Maes ...The Licker
Jay Geldhof ...William
Michelle Sibits ...Crazy Connie
Toby Radloff ...Dickie
Sean Wolf ...Thad
Phil Schmeidel ...Billy
Shannon McNamara ...Kelli
Lauren Monaco ...Kelli's Girlfriend
Shane Koltnow ...Caduceus
Traci Marks ...Jeffy's Mom
Eddie Brown ...Little Jeffy
The Duke ...Pricey's Grandpa
Coy G. Harold ...Man With Squirrel
Ann Marie Krohl ...Dead Girl
Mark Dufour ...Cracker in White Car / Schlarb Deputy
Eric Van Sant ...TV Reporter
Kyle Howard ...Tuffy

Producer(s):
Wayne A. Harold

Writer(s):
Wayne A. Harold

Composer(s):
Fuzzhead




More Movie Taglines:
  • Lurid Entertainment presents a Magnum Opus of CineTrash!
Movie Quote(s):
  • The Licker: Why don't you go down to the grocery store and sit in the dairy section? That way everyone will know YOU are the head cheese!
  • The Clapper: Don't make me clap!
  • The Licker: The Captain of America would not approve!
  • Billy: Stay the fuck away from the girl, or else I'll beat you with my nut sack!
  • Dickie: Beer makes you drunk. I drank beer once, with my friend Connie. I fell down and scraped my knee.
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Keywords:
Cult, Corpse, Stalking, Eccentric, Sexual Assault  ...[more]


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