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Army deserter Elmer Winslow and local cowboy Luke Budd are on the run after robbing the evil Sheriff Claypool, stealing his money and fleeing the town, they find themselves with an angry posse on their trail. Joining Elmer and Luke is an Apache warrior, who's out to wreak vengeance on behalf of her decimated people; her plan is to attack the U.S. Army wherever she can find it, and she takes Elmer up on his offer to go with her to the nearest Army outpost he knows. Their plans become complicated when they discover that, as a result of the great Apache Geronimo's curse on the white man, all the people of the surrounding areas have turned into zombies.
Movie Tagline:
Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people.
Also Known As:
Undead or Alive
Wanted: Undead or Alive
Title: Undead Or Alive
Release Date: March 10, 2007
Genre: Comedy
All Genres: Comedy, Horror, Western
Languages: English
Country: USA
Colors: Color
IMDB Rating: 5.2
Buried.com Rating: 6.2 - (Rate This Horror Movie at Buried.com)
Category: Horror Movies Starting With U
MPAA Rating: R
MPAA Rating Reason:
Rated R for zombie violence and gore, language and brief nudity.
Director(s):
Glasgow Phillips
Cast:
Chris Kattan ...Luke
James Denton ...Elmer
Lew Alexander ...Geronimo
Todd Anderson ...Kermit
Richard Barela ...Drunk Zombie
Matt Besser ...Claypool
Brett Brock ...Townsman 1
Richard Bucher ...Townsman
Jeff Chase ...Zombie
Chris Coppola ...Cletus
Gino Crognale ...General Store Owner
Jeffrey J. Dashnaw ...Townsman (as Jeffrey Dashnaw)
Scott Flick ...Zombie Soldier
Michelle Greathouse ...Schoolmarm
Patricia Greer ...Saloon Girl
Leslie Jordan ...Padre
Geoffrey C. Martin ...Trap door zombie
Keola Melhorn ...Zombie
Tracy Melhorn ...Zombie
Michael Patrick Metzdorff ...Gunfighter Zombie / Union Soldier Zombie
Cristin Michele ...Kate
Christopher Allen Nelson ...The Captain
T. Jay O'Brien ...Farlow
Brian Posehn ...Ben
Navi Rawat ...Sue
Chloe Russell ...Ruby
Elizabeth Slagsvol ...Saloon Girl
Russell Solberg ...Townsman
Mia Stallard ...Anna
Ben Zeller ...Ebeneezer
» [more cast members]
Producer(s):
Deborah Del Prete
David S. Greathouse
Gigi Pritzker
Alton Walpole
Writer(s):
Glasgow Phillips
Scott Pourroy
Glasgow Phillips
Composer(s):
Ivan Koutikov
Trailer(s):
Undead Or Alive Horror Film Trailer 1
Movie Soundtrack(s):
"Monkey"
"Get Your Kicks"
"Three Good Reasons"
"Twists and Turns"
"Crazy in the Head"
"Cowboy Song"
"Best Friend"
"Hellbound Train"
"Undead Or Alive"
"Danger"
More Movie Taglines:
- Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people.
Movie Quote(s):
- Elmer: Why are we at the Grand Canyon? Sue: The Colorado River is at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. [Looks at Luke and Elmer] Sue: Is this news to both of you? Elmer: Geography wasn't my thing. I was more of an arts and music guy. Luke: I was remedial. Sue: Yeah, but everybody knows that the Colorado River is at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I thought you were taking me to a fort at a crossing? Luke: Sue, please don't yell. He's the one who told you about the army and the fort and all that stuff. That's the first I ever heard of it. Sue: [Turns to Elmer] You were lying? Elmer: No, I wasn't lying. He's the one that's supposed to know this country like the back of his hand. I figured once we reached the Colorado it was either left or right to the fort. Personally, I was gonna go straight and let you take it from there with your suicide plot against the U.S. Army. Sue: I should've left you two for the Cursed. Elmer: It was your crazy uncle Geronimo set 'em loose. So I don't see either one of us is to blame for our problems right now. Sue: You wanna blame me for my uncle's curse? I'm not the one who drove him off a cliff, *soldier*. And if I hadn't've found you two idiots, they would have. I hope this plague kills all of you white people. Elmer: I ain't that big a fan of white people either, sister. At least we got fucking wheels. Sue: What the hell is that supposed to mean? Elmer: Wheels... the basic benchmark of civilization. You Indians are supposed to be so great and wise and everything; and I got sympathy for your situation, I do. But you'd still be dragging everything on the ground if we hadn't've brought wheels into this country. And horses. The fucking Spanish brought you your horses, did you know that? Before they got here, you was just a bunch of savages in diapers dragging all your shit around on sticks and blankets. Sue: That is so ignorant. Elmer: Seems like you like our guns too; and I ain't even gonna start on the fire water shit. Sue: Did you invent the wheel, Elmer? No, you didn't. But you're gonna take personal credit for Western Civilization? Your monkey ancestors happened to be born in an area with abundant founder crops; big, slow ruminants, and a lateral continental axis that allowed for the development of agriculture, writing and maritime technology. Not to mention cross-species plagues, which are the real weapons of European conquest. So you invented smallpox; nice going *dick*! Luke: Monkey ancestors? Sue: Oh, Jesus Christ. Read a book! Elmer: What the hell kinda crazy book is that shit in?
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Claypool: You say another word and I'm gonna shoot that jaw clean off your face. Then I'm gonna take a shit in your chin hole.
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Keywords:
Geronimo, Nudity, Zombie With Gun, Native American, Female Nudity ...[more]
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Rating: 6.2 out of 10.0 - 55 votes cast total
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