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Buried.com Presents Ms. Vampy's Movie Bite of the Month
March 2010 - The Cellar Door
Yo, buried.com readers! OMV (OH MY VAMPIRE)! Youse know how much Ms. Vampy loves movies wit strong, sexy women who can kick a man's ass and lotsa BLOOD to boot! Well, I got one for ya...THE CELLAR DOOR! Did we watch it in the cella at the Villa? Fuhgettaboutit! We watched in the Master's bedroom on the satin sheets and wit surround sound. The hot, tough and talented star, Michelle Tomlinson, was goin' balls to the wall as Rudy and I didn't know if Herman, played by the seasoned and skilled James DuMont, had a chance! You could cut the tension wit a fang...just like I like it! It was turnin' me on! And, the finger suckin' in the chocolate cake scene...my fave! I just hope the cake was made from Godiva Chocolates! Other luscious ladies to mention are Christina Reynolds and Heather Sconyers and the film was written by Christopher Nelson and well directed by Matt Zettell. Youse got some nasty stuff goin' on in that cella...invite me ova!
Check it out:
"The girl next door, having coffee, lunch with a friend, shopping, unaware she is becoming an obsession. She has been chosen. A young woman awakes to find herself imprisoned in a serial killer's basement. She is not the first to be entrapped in this diabolical torture chamber. She is not the first to captivate his perverse affection, Herman has been searching for the perfect girl, but all he's collected are pieces - a chunk of hair; a severed finger; a jar of blood - and now, the alluring and beautiful Rudy. Imprisoned in a wooden cage and yet refusing to play along in his twisted game, she has only her wits to use against his savage and murderous insanity. Will she win the desperate, hallucinatory game of cat and mouse and escape through the Cellar Door, or die trying?"
THE CELLAR DOOR at IMDB.com |
THE CELLAR DOOR at Buy.com
Yo, Michelle! You're so badass, I'm takin' you wit me next time I gotta go JERSEY SHORE on somebody!
Bite Me,
Ms. Vampy
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