|
Buried.com Presents Ms. Vampy's Movie Bite of the Month
April 2011 - Buried
Yo, buried.com readers! OMV (OH MY VAMPIRE)! So, I'm watchin' some trailers to find a good freakin' flick and alls I needed to see was smokin' hot Ryan Reynolds trapped in a coffin! I was instantly turned on and ordered BURIED right away! An entire movie wit Ryan Reynolds' dirty, sweaty body in a coffin? This was Ms. Vampy's bloody dream! :) Now, what I didn't understand was why he was soooo freakin' panicked? He shoulda gotten a peaceful night's sleep. I mean, I sleep fabulous in mine! But, then again, I also have 2,000 thread count satin sheets! Anyway, I thought I might get bored of watchin' one small location the whole time, but I gotta say, I was kept on my spiked heels! Ryan gave an excellent and genuine performance. Rodrigo Cortes musta had a hellofva time directing this piece, but he pulled it off and made it work. The script by Chris Sparling musta been well thought out! Good stuff! But, next time, I really think youse need to hire Ms. Vampy as the coffin consultant!
Check it out:
"Paul is a U.S. contractor working in Iraq. After an attack by a group of Iraqis he wakes to find he is buried alive inside a coffin. With only a lighter and a cell phone it's a race against time to escape this claustrophobic death trap."
BURIED at IMDB.com
BURIED at Buy.com
Yo, Rodrigo! If you direct the sequal, couldn't you put Ms. Vampy in the coffin with Ryan Reynolds? Um...hello? Or, better yet, put me in with John Stamos or Antonio Sabato, Jr!
Bite Me,
Ms. Vampy
MsVampy.net | PhillyChickPictures.com | Who Is Ms. Vampy?
»
Last Month's Movie Bite |
Movie Bite Archives |
Homepage
|
|
|
|
SEARCH YOUR LOCAL THEATER'S MOVIE LISTINGS
|
|
|
|
|
CURRENT TOP 25 MOVIE AND DVD RENTALS
|
|
|
|
|
|
