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Buried.com Presents Ms. Vampy's Movie Bite of the Month
December 2010 - The Human Centipede
Yo, buried.com readers! OMV (OH MY VAMPIRE)! And, I mean OMV!, OMG! and OH MY FREAKIN' GAWD! wit this month's movie bite THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE! Now, youse know how much I love scary movies and that I'm a tough cookie. Well, I heard these guys at a Halloween party tawkin' about the scariest movie they ever seen, so I was all over it! Plus, the hottie star Ashlynn Yennie was on the Dread Central Bowlin' For Boobies Horror Starlets team this year, so I had to support it! Scary? That movie ain't scary...It was the most disturbin', chillin', crazy thing I ever seen in my life and undead! Who would come up wit somethin' so crazy as sewing people's mouths to other people's butts? WHAT? I'm still dyin' over here! Well, Tom Six is the clever, creative and clearly crazy writer/director of this unique and chillin' piece. Props to all the actors for a job well done, especially Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie and Akihiro Kitamura. Ms. Vampy woulda been too scared to even walk on that set! I better drink a lotta Bloody Mary's before I see the sequal!
Check it out:
"A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to "reassemble" them into a new "pet"-- a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums."
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
at IMDB.com
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
at Buy.com
Yo, Tom Six! Ms. Vampy is all about bitin' booties and havin' hers bitten, but REALLY?
Bite Me,
Ms. Vampy
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