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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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10.14.02
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Ever seen a movie so awfully bad, so incredibly strange, so fucking dumb of plot that it impresses you to no end how it became a movie in the 1st place? Yet, you can't stop watching it and seem to fall in love on that initial viewing. Well, such is the power and the fury of Blood Freak. It's supposedly a christian film aiming to scare you away from the horrors of sex and drugs, however it uses the same trappings to exploit and keep your ass watching. The break-ins that come through the movie will make you piss your pants. This movie provides a perfect means to torture your snobby mainstream film loving friends. Did I mention we have a dude turned into a blood drinking turkey? Hahahahaha, hell yeah, he's the biggest Thanksgiving nightmare of all times. He gobbles... he kills.... all because of one joint and some easy piece of ass. Starting to sound like you need to see this, don't it? You do, oh you really do. I really can't do it justice in words, song, or haiku. The chicks all look hot and ready. The turkey scenes defy sense and sensibilities. The blood flows quite well at times. You may never view church, Thanksgiving dinner, or life quite the same after viewing Blood Freak. A true turkey, but in a class all by itself.
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Rating: 7.6 out of 10.0 - 5 votes cast total
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