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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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06.03.03
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This late 80's Australian slasher film is high on fun and low on intelligence, at least during the 1st 45 minutes or so. Someone is killing off teen lovebirds from a school for girls and a nearby boy's prep school, strangling the victims with a barbwire garrote. The male and female characters are all pretty much annoying, there are dumb sub-plots between the students and the townies, and one of the worst hair bands ever playing the interschool dance. However, you'll quickly overlook those things in favor of this movie's high points. There's a lot of nudity and soft-core sex here to keep you watching until the murderer strikes. We get a sleazy little side story that has the head mistress of the school having an appetite for teen boys and how she spends her Sunday afternoons in bed giving some special biology lesson and oral exams, not a bad looking older lady either mind you. She verbally abuses her hubby and flaunts her sexual tastes right under his nose, so guess who the killer is? Blood Moon never tries to hide the killer's identity much folks. You see, this weird couple has been moving from school to school as the slut-wife covers up for her hubby's murdering ways. Seems to me, he could have saved himself a lot of trouble by shooting that whore in the head early on and try to pick up some of those sexy schoolgirls. By the time he figures the best solution out, it's too late and he ends up killing himself too. Good thing we get to see all that nudity, a nun get pimp slapped, and that same nun come back to throw acid in our killer's face before he off's himself. Hey, you could do a lot worse than this one. Check out the strange way these dudes straddle a girl's chest to play with the boobies. No wonder they got choked!
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Rating: 10.0 out of 10.0 - 1 vote cast total
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