I'm partial to vampire films but watching this sucker was a real effort, primarily because it doesn't work as a spoof (which it says it is) or as a horror movie.It's basically a retelling of the Dracula story in a modern setting with character actor Bruce Glover as Van Helsing. There's some decent cinematography, fantastic locations in the Czech republic, where this was shot, but all this is negated by this totally unengaging movie. I fell asleep three times before I finished watching it!