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Mr. T's Be Somebody (1984)
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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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10.20.00
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Not the usual Buried Alive movie, but trust me, you'll never see anything scarier or funnier than Mr. T singing, rapping, and break dancing. And those horrible outfits he wears! Let's see if we can all figure it out here. Highwater pants, mix matched socks, and taped up boots with his normall 200 lbs of gold. Hmm, the tape wouldn't be so bad I guess if it were duct tape instead of plain white masking tape, hahahaha! The songs he sings, the way he moves, and the wonderful lessons of life Mr. T teaches can not be forgotten. You also can't forget New Edtion's shocking musical performances on this tape, heheheehe. Them heads was drippin'! This movie goes so far to prove it's points that you see some kids actaully smoking and drinking to show the evils of cigarettes and beer. Even if a couple of these chicks looked liked they'ed turned a couple of tricks an hour before this thing was shot! I think I saw an ' A -Team ' hat somehwhere in here also. The 80's had some great things and some bads one's, guess which this is? I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it. So, how does Mr. T take a dump anyway? Gotta be tough with all those chains. Does he wear a back brace or a counter weight to keep himself upright? You find this sucker and pop it in the vcr so you can learn to ' Be Somebody ' too. Makes a great Christmas gift for freinds with children. You will not be invited back over. Oh yeah, and hardcore gangsta Ice T wrote the music for this epic.
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Rating: nan out of 10.0 - 0 votes cast total
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