Ugh. I don't know what prompted me to watch this but I did, so... Review time.
"Old Hag" is total inept, low-budget garbage that was trying to pull off some kind of ghost story. The first 30-40 minutes of the movie is just meandering drek centered around a small crew of shipping warehouse employees who recieve the pickled corpse of a notorious serial killer. There's a superstitious supervisor, a smart-ass chick, a big ginger dummy, a fat wannabe cop security guard, and a boozer who constantly drinks on the job and nobody seems to care enough to fire him. A ghost happens to be appearing around the warehouse killing them off...
After more than enough time went by of nothing of substance happening other than pointless dialog from a handful of wooden, non-actors, I turned the volume down and played computer solitaire and before I knew it, "Old Hag" had ended and I was overcome with divine jubilation. I really don't know what to say other than: this fucking movie is sort of like digital diarrhea that slowly - EVER so slowly - trickles from the bowels of a cancerous hog and is slung onto your television screen by a spiteful, no-talent film maker whose only motive is to test the thresholds of insufferable boredom. Just aweful.
Ugh. I don't know what prompted me to watch this but I did, so... Review time.
