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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2004)
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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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08.03.04
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Part three of the series wasn't too bad in my opinion. The little blonde dinosaur fish expert has that trashy, sexy look about her, and shows those tittys before the film ends. A shark attack turns from bad to worse when they find out a baby Megalodon is the cause. The baby was 15 ft., so you know mamma is at least three times bigger. The plot line here wasn't bad, but the shark attacks border on the silly. When big Mamma Meg shows up, it's very digital looking and the attacks had me grinning. I especially got a laugh at the very first victims of the adult Meg as these two guys are swallowed whole. It looked like someone used Photo Shop and cut & pasted the two men into the mouth of the digitized shark. Damn, that shit looked goofy. You're getting the picture about how things looked, right? Well, despite that, it was fun and I had a good ole' time getting' drunk and watching this 90 minutes waste away. I loved the smooth way our hero gets the slutty looking scientist chick into bed. He says he's kinda down but really wired after they've had a bad day at sharkin'. She agrees. He then asks if she wants to come home with him and let him eat her pussy! Hahahahahahaha, does that really work with sciencey type chicks? Man, I gotta try that. Any who, guess I liked the subject matter, which enhanced the viewing more than anything. I wish a decent Megalodon movie would be made though. I thought Steve Alten's awesome book Meg was gonna be made into a flick. I hope so, 'til then I gotta have this I reckon. Damn!
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Rating: 4.5 out of 10.0 - 6 votes cast total
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