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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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07.13.05
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I'm not gonna lie to ya; I didn't get much out of this low budget flick. Yeah it had some minimal stupid blood and tits, but it just wasn't a good movie. The premise makes for a cool story, but the execution sucks. Some guy that looks like a cross between Marilyn Manson and the dude that sings for Mayhem is setting up chics to kill for snuff for pics on his sleazy website. He pays 'em, hidden cams 'em, and slays 'em. All in pretty boring fashion. For you guys too young to rent real porn, this might satisfy due to the large amount of naked breasts, but the girls aren't hot at all, most looking like someone got enough dough together to convince a few crackhead bitches from the local strip club to make a 'movie' and show some tits. I have probably jerked off to worse or gave a buck to worse at some titty bar... but not in a long, long, long time! The major downer here, the killer is 'purdier' than the bitches he's killing and wears more make-up. Damn! I guess the folks that made it put their hearts in it and all, but shit just didn't work out to me. Slaughtered shows why people need to leave the damn video cams in the closet.
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Rating: 10.0 out of 10.0 - 1 vote cast total
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