Thanksgiving has never really been a popular holiday to theme a horror movie after, but the few that exist suck. "Thankskilling", however, makes shit like "Blood Freak" look genius! This is one terrible, uncreative, unfunny, and insufferable low-budget, Troma wanna-be pile of donkey splooge that managed to make it's 60 minute run-time feel like two hours... It's about a demonic turkey that comes back to life to get revenge on white people for years of turkey oppression. Stupid! Fucking dumb, godaweful waste of time! The gore effects are pathetic, the attempts at humor were BEYOND weak and the foul-mouthed rubber turkey hand puppet was neither amusing nor menacing... There's nothing more to say. Total garbage...
Thanksgiving has never really been a popular holiday to theme a horror movie after, but the few that exist suck. "Thankskilling", however, makes shit like "Blood Freak" look genius! This is one terrible, uncreative, unfunny, and insufferable low-budget, Troma wanna-be pile of donkey splooge that managed to make it's 60 minute run-time feel like two hours... It's about a demonic turkey that comes back to life to get revenge on white people for years of turkey oppression. Stupid! Fucking dumb, godaweful waste of time! The gore effects are pathetic, the attempts at humor were BEYOND weak and the foul-mouthed rubber turkey hand puppet was neither amusing nor menacing... There's nothing more to say. Total garbage...
