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Track of the Moonbeast (1976)
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Movie Review by The Undertaker
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11.17.01
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Like man sized rubber suited monster movies? Me too!Here's another semi-rare classic. The plot is about as goofy as it gets with meteor fragments lodging into the head of our poor tragic hero, causing his strange transformation into a lizard-like beast. Honestly, I think there was some kinda Indian legend connection here about a lizard god, but it's all irrelevant. It's the missing pet lizard part that adds the super exciting plot twist and nipple firming horror here. The monster is semi-cool looking thanks to Joe Blasco and does rip off a guys arm, so I'm guessing it maybe a bit cock-strong too! My fav thing is the Indian guy Johnny Longbow, my future pornstar name for sure. Count the number of times the name used in dialog sounds funny for a great drinking game. As they say on the reservation, 'White man with rocks in his head more dangerous than Red man on the fire water.' Or when the Moon rises, people dieses, uh...yeah.
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Rating: nan out of 10.0 - 0 votes cast total
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