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Movie Review by The Mortician
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12.13.02
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So many people with video cameras these days and such junk coming down the pike. Lord have mercy!An 'aspiring actress' gets a job with some other dog chow looking chicks to have their 'every move' taped for a web-cam website. Of course, the idea is a 'Big Brother' type of scenario with lots of sex thrown in...And then a masked killer enters the picture. One with a black mask and 'X's' sewn all over it?!?!?Some red sauce is thrown on the actors and they gargle ketchup after having their throats slashed. There's also a pitifully lame scene that 'spoofs' the opening phone call of SCREAM. Shows you just how good Craven is when it comes to being DA MAN. These amatuers are just that...Okay, okay...where were we? Oh, the movie! Yeah, these chicks, most very homely looking (especially for California standards!) get hacked up and then the killer is revealed to be...****SPOILER HERE******...the aspiring actress we met at the beginning of the movie. She really has a HATRED for the perverts that make her sink to the depraved level of taking her clothes off for her art when she sees herself as 'serious.' So she hacks em all up.One can only hope the REAL ACTRESS did this to the producers of this junk. This is a movie that is REALLY DIFFICULT to sit through, even as a horror fan. This movie actually had a pretty good idea, it's the way it was done that makes it so lame. Looks like I have another DVD that's going to make a great coffee table coaster. Been getting a lot of those lately...
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Rating: nan out of 10.0 - 0 votes cast total
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