Prince Fabious (James Franco of RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES) and Prince Thadeous (Danny McBride of LAND OF THE LOST) are complete opposite brothers who are next in line to rule their kingdom. Fabious is the heroic, handsome one and Thadeous is not. When Fabious' bride, virginal Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel) is kidnapped by the evil sorcerer, Leezar, they go on a quest to rescue her. Leezar believes he can create a dragon if he has sex with the virgin. Along the way Fabious' knights betray him, secretly working for Leezar, and they run into Isabel (Natalie Portman), a warrior woman who is on a revenge quest of her own. Of course, Fabious and Thadeous do some brotherly bonding and they both get a girl.
There are also some very cool monsters, such as the "hand hydra" and a well-endowed minotaur. And let's not forget the ancient, pedophile turtle-like Great Wize Wizard. This is a hilarious, right-on-the-mark spoof of Sword and Sorcery flicks. Recommended.