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Buried.com Presents Ms. Vampy's Movie Bite of the Month
November 2009 - The Hills Run Red
Yo, buried.com readers! OMV (OH MY VAMPIRE)! Sooo, last night Ms. Vampy threw her annual VAMPYLICIOUS BLOOD BATH BASH for Halloween at the Villa! And, let me just tell ya, we "killed" the Playboy Mansion KANDY HALLOWEEN party last week...Hef really needs to come over to the darkside! The Villa was pimped out with Godiva Chocolates and True Blood and a movie screen to die for! I told my boys I wanted the scariest, nastiest horror flick they could find playin' on that screen all night and OMV! Youse know Ms. Vampy loves anything that runs red, but THE HILLS RUN RED made me orgasmic! I mean, not to give away too much, but the kid cuts his freakin' face off! Bodies are bein' ripped in half! There's blood everywhere...now that's a freakin' party! The movie is also about a movie, and youse know how much Ms. Vampy loves movies! Its got "bitable" young boys like Tad Hilgenbrink and smokin' young broads like Sophie Monk...let's just say nobody needed Cialis in their trick or treat bags last night! I'd like to suck on the writers, John Carchietta and John Dombrow, director, Dave Parker and producer, Robert Meyer Burnett, cause they all got some talented blood!
Check it out:
"A group of young horror fans go searching for a film that mysteriously vanished years ago but instead find that the demented killer from the movie is real, and he's thrilled to meet fans who will die gruesomely for his art."
HILLS RUN RED at IMDB.com |
HILLS RUN RED at Buy.com
Hey, Rob! You're such a lunatic...I LOVE it! Just knock on Ms. Vampy's Villa door if ya need help with any future BLOOD gags!
Bite Me,
Ms. Vampy
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